About Bilge Baboon
Bilge Baboon is a nautical apparel and marine lifestyle brand built around real-world boat work, engine-room experience, and workboat culture. Created for people who maintain, operate, and fix boats, the brand exists for those who live the saltwater life — not just admire it from the dock.


Why Bilge Baboon Exists
Bilge Baboon started with a pull toward the water — the need to get out, get underway, and put boats to work the way they’re meant to be used. Not as props or weekend ornaments, but as tools for moving, working, exploring, and solving problems on the water. Long days, busted knuckles, heat, noise, weather that doesn’t care about plans — that’s part of the deal, not a surprise.
If you’ve ever chased a leak, wrestled a stubborn fastener, or stepped off a boat more tired than when you boarded it, you already understand the mindset. Bilge Baboon was built for that kind of boating — the kind that earns its miles and teaches its lessons firsthand.
No fantasy.
No polish.
Just earned experience.
Who This Is For
This brand is for mechanics, deckhands, captains, boat owners, and anyone who earns their time on the water. If you’ve scraped knuckles, chased leaks, or watched the weather turn faster than planned, you’re in the right place.


What You’ll Find Here
Bilge Baboon designs boating shirts, nautical apparel, stickers, and marine-inspired graphics rooted in real workboat life. Every piece is created with an eye toward authenticity, durability, and attitude — informed by long days on the water, engine-room reality, and the kind of experience you don’t get from catalogs or influencers.
This isn’t yacht fashion.
It’s saltwater-earned identity.
Contact
crew@bilgebaboon.com
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